Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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Sad to report that earlier today our only true intellectual teri 2 did in fact blow himself away.As for blowing brains out ,although the skull was violently blown open no actual brains were found at the scene.Their was a brain like substance but the lab later reported it was merely butterscotch pudding the deceased's favorite flavor ,also noted there was pudding discovered around the genital area.This remains a mystery.Any donations may be made to the butterscotch foundation for homeless sluts,in teri 's behalf.Homicide has not been ruled out,definitely foul play was involved.

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