Dirty secrets

Take back control of your laundry gentlemen,thats another way the woman is keeping you down.You heard of the man but its the woman behind the man thats calling the shots.People talk trash about the man cause they're not really afraid of the man, but all are petrified to even mention the woman.Well I'm here to do just that.Remember when you were going to go out and maybe get some attention from some pretty woman, but suddenly your favorite leisure suit is nowhere to be found,you know the one that makes you look hot and desirable to the ladies,the one if it were a dress you'd call it your slutty dress. So ,you don't go out.And that time you where determined to go buy that Porche and all you had to wear was those old sweat pants ,couldn't even walk in to the showroom.And what did happened to my queen concert shirt and oldest blue jeans.First they pump food into you then they shrink your laundry now you don't have they look,let alone the energy to go out or even get out of your own way.So I say again, take back the laundry.Women made it seem like its a tough job but guess what ,its gravy throw stuff in a machine turn it on open a beer,there's even a buzzer to wake you up when its done.Throw it into another machine couple more beers a nap,I got to tell you since I took back control of the laundry I've never felt more refreshed and full of life.Just do it...