Ode to bullshit

It was just bullshit when I told you it would all work out,but it still made you feel better,I was mostly bullshit when I told that story how we did what we did then somehow got away but it made it a lot more interesting,and again just bullshit about being at that party naked and drunk but again it made it a hell of a lot funnier,and all those times when I bullshitted myself about feeling better and how I was gonna start getting things done,well at least it helped passed the time,and that complete bullshit story of how I was going to help my sick mother I told the cop when I was speeding and he let me go,thanks bullshit,I can never repay you,your always there for me,in my life your never ending,there at every turn your a big part of my life and for that I just want to say thanks and to say thanks I want to throw you a huge party,and my friend knows someone who works for the rolling stones and I'm pretty sure they will come play a couple songs for you,and I can rent a room at the casino for a reasonable rate and its all gonna happen real soon thank you my constant friend...