Ottoman Empire slap

I know you were comfortable with pretend I'm sorry I am the one who has to tell you it it must end its not that it was all unreal its just that it was mostly so untrue you had not achieved respectable status you were kidding yourself so you were glad that thing remained stagnant or status quo now I must bring you back with a little reality check a little reality slap in the spiritual face I have missed you on earth while you were traveling in space i know its gonna burn when you learn you haven't grown much since you lost touch with things that make thinking people blush welcome back,slap